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bythepowercosmic:

The Soul Gem. Limitless manipulation of souls both alive and dead, also has shown to be able to evolve or devolve a beings physical self as well as their mental capacities. Ghost Rider. Who better to wield the Soul Gem than Marvel’s own Spirit of Vengeance?

The Time GemAllows the user total control over the past, present and future. Allows time travel, can age and de-age beings and also be used as a weapon by trapping enemies or entire universes in unending loops of time. Cable, arguably Marvel’s most popular time travelers,vet, with natural time travel abilities.

The Space GemGrants the user the ability to exist in any or all locations, move any object anywhere throughout reality and warp or rearrange space.  Premiere member of the intergalactic police force known as the Nova Corps, Richard Rider is one of the few who could be trusted with the power of the Space Gem. And maybe then he wouldn’t have died trapped in the Cancerverse.

The Mind Gem: Allows the user to greatly strengthen and enhance mental and psionic power and access the thoughts and dreams of other beings. Taps the user into the universal consciousness, allowing for unlimited manipulation of psionic powers including telepathy and telekinesis. Hope Summers. One of the (very) few people who’ve been possessed by the Phoenix Force and managed to not only control it, but extinguish it.

The Reality Gem: Allows the user to locally or universally alters the natural laws of the universe to the wielders will. Already possessing reality altering powers herself, The Scarlet Witch might be one of the only people in the universe fit to possess the Reality Gem. And even though she’s frequently painted as unstable, I think she’d wield it well.

The Power Gem: Grants the user the power to access all power and energy that ever has or will exist, and can boost the other gems’ effects. Allows the user to duplicate almost any physical superhuman ability. Tamara Deveaux, The current wielder of the Captain Universe identity, was granted the immense power of the Uni-Power for the purpose of protecting universal balance. The Power Gem might tip the scales in the favor of the Captain.

Ok, most of these are great, but I would like to just stop and question 2 of your choices…..

Hope? Really? She may have just about managed to deal with a weakened Phoenix force, and not be corrupted, but only just. Wouldn’t it be better to give it to someone who has struggled with similar turmoil his entire life, and used that turmoil to teach others, like Charles Xavier? Obviously he’s not perfect, and he may not be the best choice, but I’d like to argue that he should be above Hope.

Second, Scarlet Witch. I don’t mean to sound like, well, most of the avengers when she returned, but anyone remember a little thing called House of M? She really doesn’t deal well with a lot of power. She may for a while, but something will go wrong. Again, I don’t necessarily have the perfect holder for this gem, but I would really like to give it to peter parker (pre- superior, obviously). His unquestionable morals, and ability to be so selfless without question is the definition of heroism to me. He was sure he was gonna die against the new vulture that time, and his first thought was Gwen, which ok, shows a little bit of wallowing in the past, but he didn’t want to die mostly because he hadn’t made up for what he viewed as his mistakes. That, combined with his incredible intelligence, and scientific prowess, I think, would make him the ideal holder of the reality gem.

 

(I’m sorry if this came across as aggressive, or arrogant, I don’t mean it that way, and would be really interested to hear what you think of my choices)

drquinzel:

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iandsharman:

Why don’t I own the Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie?!?!

I don’t actually thinking about it, my bro had it so I never had to buy it but now I live away I may have to pick that and season 5 up when I’m not buying so much cosplay

Surprised you haven’t gotten the axe-stake-sword thing from the final season arc and cosplayed as Buffy :) (To my knowledge anyways)

Oh I’ve tried…

BUT FUCKING EXPENSIVE

oh my god tell me about it props are so fucking expensive :( i might try and make one in the workshop at uni if i have time…….

thats quite tempting actually

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